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September 06 2017

inkskinned:

“your mental illness is all inside your head.” okay…but… how do i get it….. o ut

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vlimnes:

since father’s day is coming up

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paper-backstab:

kuboe:

paper-backstab:

paper-backstab:

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Stop romanticizing home depot

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

September 05 2017

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wordsonbirds:

draconym:

Ripley has a very good grasp of the word “touch” and we often use it as a command word to get him to try to be less afraid of new things or to ask his permission to pet him. He knows if we ask him to “touch” a person or object, he’ll be praised for gently tapping his beak against it. He also knows exactly what we mean when we ask him not to touch something,

Today I yelled at him for biting the wall and he did probably the pettiest thing I’ve ever seen him do: he went around touching stuff in the room and saying “no” and staring at me to make sure I was watching him do it.

Oh my gosh…

Your expressions are amazing. Great job. I can’t stop laughing.

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alexbelvocal:

caliphorniaqueen:

“bitch we both working”

Facts ‼️

exeggcute:

when people try to talk about how honey is supposedly unethical because we’re stealing the bees’ food I’m just like, genuinely curious if you’re aware that the honey we eat is the result of beekeepers raising colonies and harvesting the excess honey while making sure the bees are all good and fine, and that the honey you buy at the store is from a farm and not just like going into the woods and sticking your hand in a beehive like a bear in a cartoon and stealing the wild bees’ honey

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fullmetalfisting:

menalaus:

I - CO - NIC

FUCK HIM UP AANG

September 04 2017

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iron-bae:

I feel personally targeted

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beige-pastels:

im-a-kawaii-marshmallow:

“Don’t FUCK with me, I have the power of GOD and anime on my side.”

GOD TIER POST

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alexander:

big mood rn

September 02 2017

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aigislovesrobots:

he makes a serious point here

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pumpkin-flavoured:

glitteringpumpkin:

🍂🎃

x halloween / autumn blog x

August 30 2017

life hack

scotchtapeofficial:

if u stay awake long enough, every still image becomes a gif

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

raiinings:

put ur star sign, personality type, and favorite paladin in the tags 💞✌🏼

greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

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